First Act Problems

If you have a problem with the third act, the real problem is in the first act.

Billy Wilder
Asks.
Submits.

Elaine, I never thought I’d say this, but Good Night.

Judy Garland to Elaine Stritch

Flowers do not stand for love,
or if they do—not mine.

Leonard Cohen, Flowers for Hitler

by all means, who needs to make progress on that stack of serious literature + non-fiction that’s overtaken my bedside table + bedroom floor when there’s Swan Queen + Mirandy fic to be had?!

said the grown up that is me

bjartskulars:

I’M NOT SURE PEOPLE REALISE HOW MUCH I SHIP CISSAMIONE. /SCREAMS/ /RIPS OFF SHIRT/ /FLIES INTO THE SUN/

LET’S BE FRIENDS?!

I mean… We should totally be friends and talk about how how no one gets this awesome ship of awesomeness?!

I accidentally liveblogged my fanfiction experience tonight. 

booklandreeve:

10:23 - I just found a Devil Wears Prada AU where Miranda is a pharaoh and Andy is a Cretan princess sent to marry the pharaoh and god I hope it’s well written because that wins the game.

10:25 - Jesus Christ, the first chapter is historical context and an explanation of research credentials….

Oh my goodness. Links please?!

O_o

helebette:

Not even a hot woman who made out with Angelina Jolie can get me back to watching this train wreck. 

SERIOUSLY?!

Damn it OUAT - how dare you lure me back with an even hotter blonde who has no qualms about kissing ladies and is charming and talented and waaaaaay too good for this show?!

I mean, I’m still not going to watch it, but still… Well played…

(Source: hookier)

So fanfiction.net is down in the midst of my new found mirandy obsession.

I believe this the fanfic gods telling me “Boo, you need another ship to ship like you need another … Well… Thing that you don’t need.”

349 plays

greysmusic:

Everyday Is A Holiday - Esthero

Always immediate reblogs for Esthero is the way and the light 🙏

(Source: itunes.apple.com)

They are not brave, the days when we are twenty-one. They are full of little cowardices, little fears without foundation, and one is so easily bruised, so swiftly wounded, one falls to the first barbed word.

Daphne du Maurier, Rebecca

I am glad it cannot happen twice, the fever of first love. For it is a fever, and a burden, too, whatever the poets may say.

geekery15:

firstactproblems:

my babies are so adorable

Holy fuck.

I’m pretty sure I was the only one in existence to remember this film!

MY BABIES!

Let’s just join hands right now and forever encircle our babies

my babies are so adorable

Holy fuck.

I’m pretty sure I was the only one in existence to remember this film!

MY BABIES!

(Source: geekery15)

Little help?

Looking for a swan queen fic from ages (?) ago and I cannot recall ANYTHING about it other than it:

- was AU
- featured Regina as an artist/photographer (?)
- who had a banging apartment
- and was possibly set in New York

Ring any bells? Bueller? Bueller?

Coming to America meets Swan Queen…?

Think about it… Emma + Ruby are Akim and Simi, off on a journey to escape her engagement to Neal (or Hook) and she falls in love with Regina, daughter of her boss Cora, who wants Regina to marry Leo, her business partner…

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